George Clooney protects Hawaiian soil

In the Descendants, father of two and husband to a horrible woman, Clooney plays Matt King a wealthy investor guy. Him and a bunch of other relatives have only one real asset remaining; a large piece of pristine land passed down to them from their distant Hawaiian ancestors.

The day the earth stood still

More like 'The movie during which time stood still' HAHAHAHA. But despite this being a rotten tomato, and probably an insult to the original that I've not seen, I found it a perfectly acceptable way to kill an afternoon. More to the point it gave me something to write about.